jokes

Poem loved by all girls.
Husband humara aisa ho,
Valet mein jiske paisa ho.
Lambi jiski height ho.
Gusse ka woh lite ho.
Jab saas ke meri fight ho,
Kahe jaanu tumhi right ho.


My teacher told me 1 hr=60 minutes, 1min=60secs but she never  told me 1 sec with out a friend like you is called 2 hundred yrs.


Kaas life aisi hoti ya Monday ko dosti Tuesday ko ikraar wednesday ko pyar Thursday ko intezar Friday ko shaadi Saturday ko talaak Sunday ko rest Monday ko next.

Bijli ke bill payment ki jab baat ayi,
thunakkar bole woh 
bijli ka bill kaisa 
bijli to meri patni ne girai.


ek scientist ne Baake ko apni nai machine dekhiy-"edhar se sona ka sikka daliyea, button dabaiyea udher se ek aurat nikal aayegi ".
"bekar hai tub toh. Hame to aisi machine chahiyea jisme edher se apni patni ko khara kare button dabai aur udher se sone ka sikka nikal aaye "Baake bole


ek club mein teen deshon ke nagrik baeth kar baatein kar rahe thae. Ek ne kaha 
"mere desh mein to science ne itni pragati kar li hai ki hamara jalyan samudr ke dharatal ko chhute hue chalte hai."
sabhi chakit hue "kya bilkul aisi baat hai ki aapke 
jalyan samudr ke dharatal ko chhute hue chalte hai."
"bilkul dharatal chhute hue toh nahi lekin usse thora hi upar chalte hai "
ab dusre desh ke nagrik ne baat chalai "mere desh ke bhi vagyanik pragati bhi kam nahi hai, hamare vayuyan aakash ki sima chhute hue chalte hai"
"aise bhala kaisa ho sakta hai aakash ki seema kaise sparsh ki ja sakti hai "logo ne doubt kiya.
"akdum aakash ki seema nahi lekin uske thore hi niche chalte hai"
ab tesre ne kaha "humare deshvashion ne naak se hee bhojan karne ka tarika khoj liya hai"
"kya kaha! naak se bhojan? bilkul naak se hi?"dono deshon ke nagrik ek saath bol pare 
"nahi, bilkul naak se toh nahi kintu usse thora hi niche."